THIS WILL FOREVER BE THE FUNNIEST CALUM TWEET IN EXISTENCE
these are my life goals for when i’m older
Taurus english love affair
Cancer she looks so perfect
Leo kiss me kiss me
Libra don’t stop
Scorpio good girls
Sagittarius everything i didn’t say
Capricorn tomorrow never dies
Aquarius long way home
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
you’re casually walking around Ashton’s house when he and the rest of the boys decide they’re gonna go practice but you’re not allowed to listen because it’s a new song. They go down to the basement but you follow anyways and you hear this omF FBDJ
TURN THAT VOLUME UP GIRL